I Live in a Haunted House

The apartment building we live in is

Haunting us !

By: C – Win

Chaplain Winston

This is my first short story. It’s about 24 pages long.

I don’t use names soooo…..

Why use fictitious names when I can use characteristics and attributes?

Besides, any name I would have chosen, somebody would have thought I was talking about them!

Completed: Thursday, June 30, 2016

Preface

I am investigating the happenings going on in the apartment building I reside in. I can’t help it: I have a Certified Investigated Personality, with Obsessive Compulsiveness Tendencies. (CIPOCT) Works for me!

I get my inspiration from my friends and alike from dwelling places: past, present, and future. If it wasn’t true I wouldn’t have said so. And {YOU} think {I’M} crazy?

Maybe...

Even my doctors are afraid of me.

What if IAM, the big One, the Head Honcho, was a slob like one of us. No biggie. It’s true or He would have said so.

Thank God?

I’m just trying to write my story (Bill Cosby)…

Haunting…

Now the question is:

Who is really haunting the house

I live in.

Is it you?

Or is it you?

Or could it be Yoooo’Hoooo !!!

Whoa…

I was told by an ex-renter, that these goings on have been going on for at least 15 years! They would knock on even HIS door…

Whoa…

All that I’ve been told that it is a female. 

Haunting?

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chapter 1

Again, all that I’ve been told that it is a female. Does she really exist? I she part of someone’s fantasy? Is she still walking the hallways taunting everyone she meets? Is she a real person that I‘m writing about fictitiously? Does anybody know her name and call her by her name?

Do women gossip? Was she too much competition them? Did women plant a bug in the men’s ear? Are women possessive? Do women like to stay center stage?

Was the real problem she took center stage?

[Remember, back to square one]

Or,

Is she just a ghostesses of Christmas past? Is she causing people to remember times past? Is she just a jaded memory? Is she just a tainted lover?  Don’t touch me please, I don’t like the way you, squeeze, me.

Some women are Goddesses.

Some women are Drama Queens.

Some women are Bride-Zillas.

Some women are Divas.

Some women are Ghotesess.

Women are Beauty Queens. And, I am not supposed to be afraid of women? Maybe I am. Soooo what! 

Maybe I’ll get SLIMED !!!, If I could be so lucky…

Did you see the look on that Ghostbusters face when he got slimmed? SHOOOOOOT !!!!!!!

Maybe it was her Horror Moans? , in the mix with his Moans?

Once you get slimed? you look forward to another slimming session, and another, and another, another…

Who really cares? I care about and for women.

Some People are Creepy:

Some people remain kids all of their life, growing old but never growing up to adulthood. They can’t grow up and what’s worse: They don’t even know they are just kids, and an over 55 year old kid is really hard to tolerate.

It’s SCARY…

Even Children recognize old kids. These old kids are beggars. These old kids won’t behave themselves. These old kids are back bitters. These old kids won’t obey authority. And: These old kids can’t even support themselves.

 YET and still…

They still are saying, “I want my Mommy and my Daddy!”

It is one thing to ask for a hand out, giving a man a fish, but it is another thing to ask for a hand up, teaching a man to fish.

I said Whoa…

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chapter 2

Seeing a female Ghost is a mystery. Either it is a mystery, mysterious, or the people who live here are insane, which is just as scary.

I still say Whoa…

We have here some thriller nights and some thriller days. The freaks and zombies come out in the day time and during the night time. Night and day, every day, and twice on Sunday, it is the same old scary way.

Some people: Are the type that are fearful: Are they fearful of their own shadow?

Is she the ghostesess of their own shadow? Why do they fear her?

I say whoa…

But I have not seen the female ghostesess people are talking about.

And,

I don’t know her, and she’s not my girlfriend as some suppose.

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chapter 3

Why do they think the ghostesess is MY girlfriend?

Why do they keep bugging ME?

Why do they think it’s MY fault?

Why do they not want to see her in this building? There have been sightings of this female aberration reported.

Why do they report this abracadabra to me? Do they think I say, “Open –says - a –me?” Is it because I ain’t afraid of no Ghostesess? Maybe I am. Soooo what!  

Why, Because I am a Chaplain?

But, I am not a Roman Catholic Priest so I will never be authorized by the Pope to perform an Exorcism on this apartment building. Priest rarely do that any more especially if it entails jumping off the 11^th floor of this building to kill ME and the Ghostesess like in the movie the EXORCIST. Does she turn their heads???

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chapter 4

The Pope maybe would say, in Rome, to himself, “Is it really worth it, to sacrifice our lives, for the good of mankind: When they stole billions of dollars of my money and property! Do you think that would make me support you! Filthy lucre does not make a supporter be.

I would say Whoa…

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chapter 4

Will a man rob God? Malachi. How shall a man rob, and how shall a man rib God? By stealing His Tithes and offerings, by, breaking Gods covenants, by, idol worshiping (fornication), by, reaping the recompense of their reward, by, being a reprobate? Will a rich man rob God?

Romans 1: covenant breakers, old and new: etcetera, etcetera, etcetera.

Maybe they should call Ghostbusters instead of the Pope who resides in Rome. I hear they have a new crew of Ghostbusters and their movie will actually make it to the movie theaters.

The original Ghostbusters movie did not make it to the movie theaters. But they had to support they new cast of players on national TV. Maybe they will like them better? Maybe they need some money too? It is rough being a Ghostbuster. You think we would get SOME respect.

But I digress and I still say Whoa…

  

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I guess we should take a minute to pause for the cause in silence. Perhaps silence is still golden. Maybe we should remain silent…

Whoa is me…

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chapter 5

There is a building with in sight of the parking lot that looks to be the same as the building where Ghostbusters battled the evil doer.

Gothic…

It is plain view but not as conspicuous as the one in the original Ghostbusters movie. It does not have the evil statues outside where you can see them. There are no lights in the building so you can not see the goings on that may take on after midnight.

As the story develops: “Ahhh Mannnn, Are Ghosts friendly?”

 I said Whoa…

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chapter 6

Maybe they hear chains rattling but they are afraid to open their doors and take a look see. For fear of being 

SLIMED ???

Ghostbusters say, “I ain’t afraid of no ghost.” Yet and still they hate being SLIMED !!!, especially by a female, Ghostesess or otherwise, maybe.

Some guys are always complaining about female ghostesess and female not ghostesess. And somehow, for some reason, have come to the conclusion, that she is MY girlfriend. That somehow I’m responsible for her presence. And, somehow I conjured her up. And, that someway I should get rid of her, so she would never, vex, their, spirits, again.

Whooo-Dooo…

Maybe I should tell them I’m not going to jump through an 11^th floor window with her and be dead, in this building for their sakes also! Well, they keep trying to send me through loops.

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chapter 7

I say more than Whoa…

Maybe, eventually, they will stop bugging me. I don’t know, but every where I go, I see the same-old-show. It seems like I should be used to it by now. And they keep on recruiting people. They try to turn people against me that I must apologize for my outbursts. They borrow money from me and things, that they have no intention of paying me back.

I must be really, “OOP-PID!!!”

 It’s my fault? Want to hear a song about that? I honor request. I got a wifi and computer not a wiffie. I don’t think so. Adam didn’t have a wiffie either. He couldn’t find a Preacher to marry them nor a Church or court house to marry them in! Sooooo, what is marriage?

Maybe I should tell them, “Butt, I am not a Roman - Catholic - Priest - Exorcist!!!” “And I try to abstain from,,, jumping out of the 11^th floor window, just sooooo, you be comfortable with ME not around and that 

spooky - slimy - female or females.”

Whoa ???

There isn’t even enough Chen’s in China that would make me do that….

Creepy…

  

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chapter 8

Besides, if she is rattling everybody’s chain, why do you think she is MY girlfriend? And, why do they complain?

This guy asked me to keep her away from him. I asked him if she rattled his chain he said no. So I said, “Why do you think she is rattling anybody else’s chain? You know how guys lie about thing like that.”

Besides, this is a retirement home, and an expensive Big-Blue-Sugar-Pill won’t get their chain to rattle. Their chain hasn’t rattling probably in ages! Do the guys play peek-a-boo?

And I was not referring to him at the time. But maybe that is some can only do, having entered into their second childhood, in this retirement home...

Childish… 

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chapter 9

Just a thought, as I am writing these ideas down. I told you I’m just investigating these disturbances.

Maybe they can’t and they are jealous…

Some people are up in arms, legs, thighs, and boobs. Some are just boobs.

Them that can do, them that won’t are boobs. If you have the skills, you can always do something to get Slimmed…

Even if it’s just your imagination.

Who yah-yah going-a call?

You can’t call a Roman Catholic Priest to do a Exorcism, not after the way they have been treated,

You can’t call Ghostbusters, that is only a Hollywood movie,

Hollywood could not write a script like this…

And please, stop blaming me for the manifestation of this female ghostesess or ghosts. From how the ghostesess has been described, I’m not sure there is only one female ghost! My investigation is far from over.

Should I interview people?

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chapter 10

So far they have come to me volunteering information as it pertains to o the facts of the case I am investigating.

I would not have even begun my investigation but this case seems to center around me.

So it’s up to me to get to the bottom of it.

Where is the body?

Where is the smoking gun?

Where is my booty, payday?

Is this case against me?

It is based upon circumstantial evidence. People have been convicted of murder based on circumstantial evidence. And, after 20 years of hard time in a penitently, even some time in isolation, technology has set some free! A simple hair fiber was DNA tested.

With no apology, reparations, or restitutions, for their incarceration, lost years of their lives, that they can never receive back, they are lost in time past and no vision for the present. It is a strange new world for them. Totally different from the world they came from.

  

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chapter 11

I wonder if that female aberration, ghostesses, chain rattler is a PYT, Pretty Yoiung Thing, or a POT, Pretty Older Thing. I don’t want to ask anybody. I’m trying to be above suspicion. Hmmm. Maybe they have reason to suspect me.

Are they asking me to behave myself? I too got a chain that needs rattling, sometimes.

Why do they suspect me?

Is it because I talk to PYT’s ?

Is it Because I have been with PYT’s in my home state and in this state I am in now?

Oh, Oh, did anyone mention she is a PYT Ghostesess? What if she is a POT?

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chapter 12

Let me think about it and get back to it sometime later maybe. In the meantime it is best to stay in denial. But I have been denied soooo long toooo!

Whew! That was close! Did I admit to anything? Am I guilty of something?

This time are they going to send the army?: The Navy?: The Marines?: The Air Force?: The National Guard?: ISIS, Homeland Security, Security Guards, and the Police, after

little-o-me?

Is it true that one can cause 10,000 to flee? Again?: And I thought, all this time, love was supposed to be a, many – splendored - thing?

Fortunately, Obama says he killed Ben Laden. Reggie Brown, Obama’s look alike and comedian, while his wearing red lipstick, said before Obama did, as Obama, that he killed Osama, Osama Ben Laden.

Here is Reggie Brown impersonating Obama “I killed Osama” – a few ago years at a Republican Leadership Conference before Obama impersonates Reggie Brown in 2016 “I killed Ben Laden.”

Video

http://widyom.com/goster/S_Lmcq7Qe6Y

Here is Reggie Brown’s Website

http://reggiebrownobamaimpersonator.com/

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chapter 13

Where is Reggie Brown now? Perhaps Reggie should have chosen to remain silent. But if Reggie remained silent, his material would not have appeared on Obama’s two Teleprompters. Where is Reggie’s video and his website?

Maybe, I should leave the PYT’s and POT’s alone, I don’t need no sunshine, and I’m not admitting to anything…

Butt brother’s, if you only knew, you’d wish that you were in my shoes. Butt brother’s replied but, “Bill Withered though.” I had to say something. “Yeah, that’s what I’m talking about. After a while, she made him get back up again! And that’s what it’s all about.”

 It’s a Hokey – Pokey kind of thing if you know what I mean. Butt brother’s think it is putting your left foot in, and putting your right foot in, then out. Then you turn yourself around and shake it all about.

I thought to myself, “Some people just don’t get it.”

We learned the Hokey Pokey when we just kids. And boy it was fun. However, I had to grow up. Some people are still having fun!

I understand and sing the blues. Life is mysterious Sho Nuff! I have to keep my wits about me. I can’t afford to operate in a diminished capacity.

Recently they have seen me talking to other women, and they are soooo sweet, and some guys look at them so mean. Some guys think when I talk women I am up to devilment

Now, they are confused about whom my girlfriend really is! And that makes matters even worse for them.

Are you down with OPP?

(OOO-PID)

Will there be a squeal?

 ?

                                       

What Say?

ME 9-18

ME 9-18

ME 9

May 17, 2015

Education is a cheap babysitter unless you go to college. If you graduate from college you may be able to earn a living wage at McDonald's. Then you pay for your college babysitters!

May 12, 2015

When God made me, He dropped the mold accidentally on purpose, even while I was still in the mold. Never-The-Less!

ME 10

Apr 15, 2015

History

I live moment to moment. A week is history. History is interpreted by story tellers. Each story teller has their own version of history. There are no losers according to history. If you don’t like history you can rewrite it at any time. Take out this and add that. How can that be recorded history if it was never recorded previously?

Some say you don’t know yourself if unless you know your history. Some say you never learn anything from history. Some say you will repeat the same mistakes anyway.

History can’t speak for itself. It has no memory, ink pens, paper, computers or tablets to makes its recordings. History has no cognition. People make history according to their own biases, opinions, or what people tell them.

So what good is history? You can be your own story teller and amuse or stymie others. If history is in digital format you don’t have to kill trees and it is easy to change and forward. You can even make automatic updates!

ME 11

Apr 15, 2015

What is Language?

It is not my world any longer. The kids get a laugh out of me.

Everybody does not speak the same language in the US. It depends on how old you are. Everybody does not understand each other in the US. It depends on how old you are. It is called the generation gap. People around the same age relate and understand each other better than other age groups. The English language in the US keeps on evolving. The meaning of the words, and acronyms or abbreviations keeps changing over time. So much so dictionaries can’t keep up with the changing definitions and does not even try to.

Personally, I have a problem with the new definition of S.W.A.G. In the late 70’s when I was a Computer Software Analyst it stood for Scientific Wild Ass Guess. By making a S.W.A.G. you can come close enough without being exact. I imagine in the stock market it is quite common place to make a S.W.A.G. and make a lot of money. Timing is money.

I’m not sure what the kids mean by SWAG. They think they are stupid too! So I try and speak stupid to them.

ME 12

July 4, 2015

Happy 4^th of July

You were selected or you were elected. Same thing. I’m just a Chaplain. Like but you can anything but follow orders. Just let them kill each other and let God sort it out.

ME 13

May 25, 2015

Memorial Day is a day of sadness.

It saddens me to think how many men, women, and children have died because of war over the centuries. Peace is nowhere to be found. Memorial Day is a day of mourning not a day of celebration.

ME 14

Apr 9, 2015

I think making love not war was going too fast with too many one night stands. How about making friends first? Then love one another. You don't have to make love like Jesus. But if it comes to that bond enjoy yourselves and don't put each other a way because of your hardness of your heart.

ME 15

-  Apr 4, 2015

Don’t acknowledge a fool in his folly lest they think they are wise (Proverbs 1&2).

So, do you feel you can talk us to death! Talk is cheap. Put your money where your mouth is. Forget about your lying stats. The Church is invisible to you. The Church is only revealed to believers. BS makes the flowers grow and get angry. We can get angry and sin not.

Do you think your puny weapons of warfare from Satan can defeat us? No! They have to get past Jesus to get us and we have a distinct advantage over God’s enemy. So you don’t think we have anything to say? Jesus loves us.

The Chaff has gone apostate, reprobate, and blasphemous, boldly proclaim it, and have taken over some denominations. They feel no shame and no regrets as they recruit others knowing they are worthy of death. (Romans 1)

 ME 16

July 4, 2015

You think that I was born yesterday? No. I was born before! Why settle on death when you too have life more abundantly. You must be born again!

ME 17

Apr 3, 2015

Isn't it interesting these days? Where we are witnessing the Wheat being separated from the Chaff? The Chaff has gone apostate, reprobate, and blasphemous, boldly proclaim it, and have taken over some denominations. They feel no shame and no regrets as they recruit others knowing they are worthy of death. (Romans 1)

So what are us as Christians to do? Don’t let them intimidate us. Don’t respond to them for we will only sound like the fools they are. Don’t respond to their cruel mocking. Don’t look at them on any media or in person. Don’t give them credence at all.

In other words this is a good time to invoke your tunnel vision and ignore them. Act like they don’t exist and keep your mind steadfast on the Lord. Meditate on the Scriptures, and attend a Bible believing Church. Make fellowship with true believers.

Only the Lord can Change them but at this time it only getting worse for them. Do not be partakers in their evil doings and revile back at them. In so doing we will honor God.

ME 18

Mar 22, 2015

Easter’s hidden meaning

There were many times throughout history where you could not openly practice Judaism or Judeo Christianity. We had code words and songs that only we knew so we could worship God and others would not know it.

Most people do not know the meaning of each day in the song the twelve days of Christmas. Are the meanings lost? Two turtle doves is an offering that poor people could give. They would only have to trap them. Maybe the Twelve Days of Christmas represents days of offerings depending on what you can afford to give. Some might be able to give 5 golden rings or the equivalents.

Have you ever considered that the Easter Bunny might represent Jesus and the eggs represent born again believers? That has a new life in Christ? And we are hidden in the secret place of the most high God? Now that is Christianity.

Amazing Grace My Version

Videos, Slideshows, and Powerpoint presentaions can only be viewed on your PC. 

A Road Rage Worth Tell’n

A Road Rage Worth Tell’n

Players: My’s, Mbaby, JoyNurse

My’s moment in hospital. My’s heart rate was only 34. It needed to be over 60. My’s told JoyNurse that My’s needed a Drama Queen. A Drama Queen can raise a heart rate better than a defibrillator.

My’s told JoyNurse what my Cali girl, Drama Momma, Mbaby, exclaimed while crossing the street.

Mbaby called My’s exasperated, out of breath, and flabbergasted. My’s said,

“What’s wrong Mbaby?”

Mbaby said, while I was crossing the street in a cross walk this guy in a car kept inching up towards me and he might have slammed into me and I would go flying over the hood of his car and the roof of his car and land in the street behind his (*&^@#) car and I was so upset there was blood in my eyes both nostrils flared steam came out of both of my nostrils as if I was a charging bull!!!!

My’s thought was, “hmm, she is not a Taurus the Bull, she is a Gemini,” but thought better of reminding her of that fact. My’s was not the object of her wrath this time and he did not want to be.

Mbaby said, I stopped directly in front of his car and let him have it with both barrels and I was so upset I did not know what else to do! My’s said to Mbaby,

“I bet he could hear you too! She said, yeah?!!

My’s said, “You are the only person that would have “Road Rage” in a cross walk, directly in front to a 2,000 pound car.

Mbaby said, “I miss you… When are you going to move back home?

JoyNurse said, “I like trying to figure out what you are saying,” while assuming her stance with peeked interest.”

On to another subject, My’s said to JoyNurse a stay in hospital is MoBetter and fun when not visited by family church and friends who are like vultures waiting for My’s to die.

JoyNurse smiled and left my room only to peek back in later. But My’s had nothing else to say.

I Will Deliver Him Psalms 91 to my remix

I Will Deliver Him Psalms 91 to my remix 

ME 1 of 8

ME 1

May 15, 2015

Are they running yet?

Everybody who says they are a Christian is not. We Christians are witnessing now the wheat separated from the chaff. At the right time Jesus will give us our marching orders. He already started our Spiritual warfare. In Bible College my Teacher and Pastor and Th.D. Doctor of Divinity who was a Seminary Graduate asked me, "Are they running yet?"

ME 2

May 15, 2015

Success is like riding for the Pony Express mail delivery in the Wild Wild West. You switch to a fresh before you kill the one you are currently riding. If you want success, if you have to, be a rider as if you are working for the Pony Express. 

ME 3

May 15, 2015

How can anyone take credit for a quotation? Someone else already said it! Maybe it was said by your mother or father. Jonah re-discovered gravity. A coconut (?) fell on his head when God wilted a tree he was sitting under a tree in Nineveh trying to shade himself.  Have you ever had a touch from God?

ME 4

May 15, 2015

Consider This:

Nature destroys itself then rebuilds itself afresh. And, everything comes out of nature, and returns to nature, including ourselves.

ME 5

May 15, 2015

I went on a tour of the White House in Washington D. C. and quiet as it is kept, you don't have to jump over a fence to enter. I think the fence is to keep you from walking on the White House lawn. 

ME 6

May 15, 2015

Being a bully was a whole lot different when I was growing up. They just wanted a nickel. Now that the bullies have grown up, they want a quarter.

ME 7

Jun 17, 2015

We battle not against flesh and blood... We battle against COMPUTERs!

ME 8

May 19, 2015

Have you ever?

Has someone you know asked you if you remember this and that? And you have no idea what they are talking about? And they accuse you of having a bad memory? Well, it probably was not important enough for you to remember. Some memory’s become solid when something else memorial or an event occurs at the same time.

Take it to Church

Take it to Church

Jan 31, 2015

Same sex marriage is not a threat to anyone especially God. God does not want them or their children. That is why they don't have children and don't want children of their own.

Take it to Church

Jan 31, 2015

The truth is in Romans 1. If you see anyone committing sin it does not mean you will commit the same sin. When and if you see the same sex sinning as they do that won't cause you to sin or go to hell. If you read Romans 1 you will find that they came out of the closet after Jesus ascended. They did not even talk to him. They have rejected God in nature so God made them gay reprobates!

Take it to Church

Jan 28, 2015

We have fallen so short of God's intention for marriage. We need to go back to Adam and Eve where the two of them became one flesh. That is marriage. That is it.

Along the same lines their children became one flesh. That is marriage. That is it. It is clear that all the way including the gospels men had multiple wives and women had multiple husbands.

In the gospels Jesus did not condemn the Jewish woman was caught by Jewish men who witnessed her committing the act of adultery with a married man. They went and told Jesus on her.

Likewise the Samaritan woman had multiple husbands and the one she was with she was not married to. The Samaritans did not condemn her. Jesus did not condemn her and filled her with the Holy Spirit.  The problem with the Church is that it is not Biblical and does not practice What Jesus Did and preached. But they ask What Would Jesus Do. They condemn those who are not under condemnation, the Church, the righteous. 

Take it to Church

Jun 25, 2015

Marriage: Is There Any Hope?

Is there any hope for the institution of “marriage”?  Some experts brazenly declare that marriage as we have known it is a relic of a former age, as divorce rates continue to climb, or at least stay at incredibly high levels.

Take it to Church

Dec 23, 2014

How many of you have “graduated” from Bible College or Seminary?

How many of you “don’t think it is necessary” to graduate from Bible College or Seminary?

How many of you don’t think it is necessary to have a college degree for any profession even your doctor or lawyer?

Take it to Church

Dec 9, 2014

Don’t count Santa Claus out yet…

Don’t count Santa Claus out yet… What is so Merry about Christmas? The Ho, Ho, Ho? Faith In believing the unseen can begin with Santa Claus, even God. Hope begins with your believing you will have a Merry Christmas. The Christmas celebrations begin before Christmas, with shopping and merry making. On Christmas day hopes are fulfilled as you share gifts with one another.

Santa Claus, hope fulfilled for having the faith to receive what you hoped for.

Take it to Church

Nov 15, 2014

Christian Missionaries

I am an Urban Missionary, a Google + Missionary, and a Book bog Missionary reaching over 23 countries. I have a ministry of helps and a presence ministry. I have never asked for an offering but I have received financial.

Take it to Church

Nov 14, 2014

Revival is not for the local Church only. It is also a time to equip the Church (people) for the work of the ministry. We are to take revival to our neighborhoods and the world to people who need revival. Who thirst for the living water from God that flows out of our bellies and equip them too for the work of the ministry.

Take it to Church

Jun 15, 2015

What day is the Sabbath? It always falls on a Saturday? Are you right about that? Which calendar do you use? The Gregorian calendar is used in the US and consists of a 365 day year. On leap year it consists of a 366 day year. A day is added every 4 years that changes the days of the week. Saturday and Sunday actually fall on different days on leap year starting then. Over the years that really adds up!

Now the Jewish calendar has a 360 day year with no leap year. You can’t compare the Jewish calendar with the Gregorian calendar of you want to worship on Saturday. It is a different day of the week if you go by the calendars.

However, the Jews could and probably keep track of the Sabbath Day and without a calendar. Under the law they had to keep the Sabbath and keep it holy. They could do no work they could even prepare meals on the Sabbath. They had to prepare their meals to eat the day before the Sabbath.

 So how the Hebrew/Jewish know what day is the Sabbath without a calendar. They counted 6 days after the last Sabbath and they entered the Sabbath rest on the 7^th day, the next day and rested from all of their works. God rested from all of His works on the 7^th day after creation.  

Take it to Church

Jun 10, 2015

Married? Can you prove it?

No one carries around their marriage license to prove they are married. You can make one up. To prove if you are married you have to send for a certified copy of your marriage license. And, you have to make the request in writing addressed, to the right department, to the state you were married in the US. Were their marriages legal in Biblical times? 

Take it to Church

Jun 2, 2015

Why are there always strings attached when you join an organization? I already belong to Jesus. God chose me before the foundation of the earth and I did not join His organization.

Take it to Church

May 30, 2015

I just read it. I didn’t write the Bible.

A lot of Christians like Paul said are carnal or babes in Christ. Not even able to handle the milk of the word. They are unskilled in ministering and get frustrated, and defeated by the enemy. The enemy knows the Scripture better than they do but twists the Scriptures to mean something they were not intended to say.

The enemy goes contrary to the word of God and they are fooled into thinking it is good stuff they are hearing or reading. A Pastor told me that rat poison is 99% good and heathy stuff but sure enough it will kill you dead as intended.

They don’t have the spiritual teeth to consume strong meat, digest it, mull it around, and speak with understanding.  Unfortunately some Pastors feel they are not ready for the meat of the God’s word and therefore don’t teach it, and keep them on a milk fed diet.

Take it to Church

May 30, 2015

RU a Pharisee or a Sadducee? They changed more than a jot or a tittle of God’s word and missed the prophecy of Jesus Christ incarnation. And Jesus was standing right next to them! Do You Know Jesus Christ as the Messiah? He said to the disciple Thomas that it was better to believe in Him than believe because you see him. Jesus is saying that to all of us today.

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May 30, 2015

Just like God chose 400 men out of all of scared Israel to join Gideon… So shall it be for those who are scared to go through the Great Tribulation. And what did God have the fearless do?

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May 28, 2015

It’s so sad what happened to the word of God. Most new translations, have been copyrighted, and have been turned into the word of man for filthy lucre.

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May 21, 2015

The knowledge that God gives us is so much greater than the knowledge of mere man. They cannot understand us! We speak in parables like Jesus. For many, He did not want them to understand Him and be converted and healed. They may not like it but that's the fact, Jack. The world is mad at us too! 

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May 19, 2015

Damaged goods are not damaged goods. We are not damaged goods!

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May 15, 2015

Although Jesus was single He had plenty of girlfriends. They loved Him and treated Him like a man. A lot of women when you tell them, according to Scripture, Jesus was uncomely, not particularly handsome. They object to this line of reasoning. 

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May 15, 2015

Gay Terrorists

They threaten our lifestyle. They threaten our Churches. They threaten children and adults alike. They threaten our businesses. They threaten our court system and government. They want to rule the world by threats and changing laws that we abide by. But to no avail. We would rather follow God's law than man's law anyway.

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May 15, 2015

U Can’t Make Em Drink!

Same circumstances: After Jesus talked to a Jewish woman He said, “Go and sin no more.” But after Jesus talked to a Samaritan woman she said, “I Thirst.” You can lead a horse to water but you can’t make them drink. Yet He did not condemn either woman.

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May 16, 2015

Has the Pope gone too far for the parishioners abandoning Israel and declaring Palestine statehood? No gov’t has yet. Who is going to protect Rome? The Pope has no military might.

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May 15, 2015

A miracle today would be a Mega Church or Mega Churches preparing 10,000 fishes and loaves of bread and giving them to the people. Greater things will we do? than Jesus because He is gone to be with the Father?

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May 14, 2015

Sound Theology: A guy/Gal asked a Theologian, "Have you found Jesus yet?" The Theologian replied, "Jesus is not lost you are."

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May 12, 2015

Waiting for answered prayer: If God does not verbally answer your prayer does that mean He will answer it somehow?

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Apr 17, 2015

Do you know how they stopped hate crimes against gays? When they get in your face just don't punch them out!

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Apr 16, 2015

Peter had a problem with authority. He did not obey Jesus. He thought he knew better than Jesus. He told Jesus what to do, Jesus had to rebuke Satan out of Peter. But alas, Jesus said to Peter, "When you are converted..." 

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May 15, 2015

Do you want to teach?

I took a jet going on a business trip. As I was flipping through the pages of my KJV a Black woman approached me. And she told me if I really wanted to learn the Bible I have to go to Bible College. And, she told me which one to attend, Bay Cities Bible College in Oakland, CA. And, it was not far from the city I lived in.

She was an Angel God sent my way He heard my pray and supplied my need In His Service.

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Apr 17, 2015

What is fear? I don't understand fear. I guess when I should be fearful sometimes I'm not. Is fear a emotion that somebody gives you? A dog can smell fear. If you fear not he will ignore you. If you ignore fear it will go away.

 Fear is a spirit not given by God. God give us power, love, and a sound mind. Fear has an odor that animals can smell. Some dogs will attack you if they smell fear on you. People try and make you fear also. Fear is our enemy. We cast out fear and all imaginations that exalt themselves above God.

On the other hand just because you are paranoid does not mean someone is not following you or someone is not out to get 

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Jun 1, 2015

Why do some Church folk put others under condemnation the first time they see or hear them?

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May 30, 2015

I Feel Sorry For Military Chaplains. The US gov’t has exhaled itself above the knowledge of God. They cannot preach the whole Bible as true. Who is next?

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 May 30, 2015

 You Can’t Do It! Only I can. Jesus is still trying to teach that in His Holy Word. The Holy Spirit is trying to teach that, God willing. Self-righteous thinking that your works are good can’t please God at all!

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July 1, 2015

My Brothers and my Sisters all over the world we have got to find a way. There are far too many of us trying.

Nothing fails but a try? So why try? You will only fail. If you want to win don’t try. If you are so busy trying you won’t have any fun. So don’t try to have fun. I told a MS Officer, “You can’t do it! But I know who can!” He replied, “I can only try.” He stole my sermon.

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 May 21, 2015

The knowledge that God gives us is so much greater than the knowledge of mere man, "They cannot understand us!" We speak in parable like Jesus. For many He did not want them to understand Him and be converted and healed. They may not like it but that's the fact, Jack. The world is mad at us too! 

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May 21, 2015

The secular world does not think you can get an education from studying the Bible. Well they are right. The knowledge that God gives us is so much higher.

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May 16, 2015

The abomination of desolation

1 Corinthians 6:9 (KJV)

The effeminate and abusers of themselves with mankind are called abominations, sodomites. Could they be standing in the pulpits in many Churches today? You must flee. Read Mat 24:15-20.

Matthew 24:15-16 (KJV)

15 When ye therefore shall see the abomination of desolation, spoken of by Daniel the prophet, stand in the holy place, (whoso readeth, let him understand:)

16  Then let them which be in Judaea flee into the mountains:  

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May 15, 2015

Jonah the Good Son…

In the parable of the good son which was the good son? The one who said he was going to do it and did not or the son who said he was not going to do it and did?

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May 15, 2015

What does separation of Church and state mean in the US? Does that mean every religion and non-religion, and everyone in-between has a say so in the US except the Church?

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Jun 20 2015

Learning to be tolerant: You can substitute a woman for man, say a woman and a man, if you like. It makes the story confusing for me adding both genders. Sorry women.

This guy wanted to learn to be tolerant. So he went to a hardware store and bought a ball pin hammer. When he got home he made up a schedule to hit himself in the head with the ball pin hammer, regularly.

After he got out of the hospital he continued try to be tolerant by hitting his head with the ball pin hammer. He drew the attention of the press and soon had a huge following.

Being encouraged, he continued practicing to be tolerant by hitting himself on the head with his ball pin hammer.

At his funeral, his cult following was there, hitting themselves on the head trying to learn tolerance, to be tolerant.

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  May 3, 2015

Jesus plus were homeless!

Jesus and His disciples was a bunch of homeless guys. Jesus sent them out 2 by 2 at least 82. They did not carry signs that said they would work for food. They just went into communities, their needs were supplied including housing, and then they left. They taught, healed, and even the demons were subject to them. Jesus said, “Yeah! And I even saw Satan fall from the sky!”



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Jesus is not Gay. His disciples were not Gay. His mother Mary was not Gay or Jesus would not have been born. And Jesus does not want a Gay bride and Gays do not want to be Jesus bride. They tried that once at Sodom and Gomorrah and they have been hiding from Jesus ever since!

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Apr 13, 2015

The Chaff is insane!

The Chaff has gone openly apostate, reprobate, and blasphemous. The Chaff boldly proclaims it and has even taken over some denominations. They feel no shame and no regrets as they recruit others knowing they are worthy of death. (Romans 1)

They are anti-Israel, anti-Church, anti-Christian, anti-Christ’s. They are pro-gay, pro-terrorist Islam, pro-kill, steal, and destroy, and have an agenda against the Church.

And who is the head of the Church? Jesus Christ. Being God haters, reprobates can’t help but do what they do. However, he gates of hell never will prevail against the Church! We grow in numbers under persecution. People realize what is going on and who the real enemy of their soul is.

Does God have to blind these reprobate God haters again when they approach our Church doors?

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Apr 12, 2015

Not again!

Why do some people want to slam the door in the Church face? The Church is people! The Church is not a building where people hide, and hide their faith, afraid to go outside, and face the real world. God has opened the door to us through social media. Only the chosen frozen can speak in Church. Here, everybody can have their say.

I have learned a lot from fellow Christians and believers of different faiths. We have radicals in all faiths that don’t want the word spread. It is arrogant to think that God only speaks to some people. We live in dangerous times. The Church is underground and invisible. On Social Media we are taking a risk sharing our common faith.

I feel that because of Social Media a Christian and other faiths has the opportunity to share. Not only that, we are able to learn from each other, we are able to improve our teaching skills, and we are able to improve our evangelist skills.

That makes it easier to share with strangers where ever you go. We equip ourselves by being openly challenged. We learn from others from around the world. Our Churches are not equipped for teaching and equipping the saints for ministry. Do you have all 5 ministry gifts from Ephesians 4:11 operating in your Church? No. Bible College and Seminary equip you for the work of the ministry

Bible College and Seminary graduates freely give on social media. They do not ask for money. They do not have many opportunities to share in the local Church.

You do not have to respond to our Christian posts. But it is better than what many leaders in your local congregations instruct their members to do. That is why we flock to social media.

A few members will attend Bible Study on Wednesday. A few more will attend Sunday school on Sunday morning. A few may participate in the weekly prayer meetings. Therefore, Church members are ill equipped to discuss the Bible outside of the confines of their Church. They don't know how to evangelize. They feel rejected and condemned when they try to and do so, and rightly so. So there leaders tell them to slam the door in our faces when we only want to have Bible study.

With Social Media we freely discuss the Bible, and learn, and share with anyone. Even with people who claimed to be not of the Christian faith. I find so many of them I really enjoy fellowship with and them with me. It is no way else possible for we to meet.

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 Apr 11, 2015

 Are they mistakes?

That's just it. Our mistakes lead to success and major breakthroughs. David mistakes led to Solomon, his brother Nathan, Joseph, Mary and Jesus Christ. The mistake of killing Jesus made a way for salvation.

You have to conclude that mistakes are a good and necessary thing. A part of Gods purpose in our lives. We can't ultimately know our purpose and don't need to.

Take Nathan an unknown son of David.

Check the geologies in the 4 gospels. The Jews knew and were expecting Jesus or just figured out after the fact. They keep detail records.

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12/14/2014

A young upstart asked a pastor, do you know about the rich young ruler? The pastor said, sort of.  Well, Jesus told him to sell everything, give it to the poor, and then follow me. The pastor was shocked and said, they won’t be able to pay me tithes and offerings!